me drunk???

Looks like I have a wee pattern starting here! Missing out the weekends! Oh well.

SATURDAY

Saturday morning I got up to find Kai cleaning his football boots in the kitchen sink. I thought “oh no, not in the sink”. then I went in to see how he was doing, only to find that he was USING THE FUC*%NG NEW DISH BRUSH!!!! This is the 3rd time I’ve had to tell him, but this time I went ballistic! Not only was he using my new brush, he had all the bloody muck splattered all over the wall, the window and the workplace!! All I heard myself say was “for fuck sake Kai!! The fucking brush! Oh for fuck sake!! Look at the state of the fucking place!! My fucking new brush!! I’ve just cleaned they fucking windows!! Oh for fuck sake!!!!!! Then, I took him to his football match. And we were on time too!!

Was out on sat night with the lassies for a double b/day. Ended up REALLY drunk, so much so that I had to sleep on the couch instead of going to bed for the fear of the dreaded sickness. I was trying to tell the taxi driver that I was a wee bit worse for wear, don’t know how slurry I sounded, I usually try to sound and act really sober in the taxi as well. it just wouldn’t have cut it this time. Had a really good night too. At one point I went to the bar to get Katrina (the other b/day girl) and myself a drink. Mine was a double vodka (probably the reason I was soooo drunk) and a single for her, topped up with diet cola. I had to shout the barmaid back to tell her the change she gave me was short. I had given her a tenner and she gave me 45p back. “yes, that’s right” I said “how much for the 2 drinks then?“ £9 bloody 55p!!!!! For fuck sake!!! Can you believe that!!! I didn’t go to the bar again all night!!

SUNDAY

Sunday I was ill all day. Still managed to do my bit for Dex and make the dinner!!

MONDAY

Today I did the usual, groundhog day, but the highlight of the night was… I stuck my three fingers together with really quick drying nail glue!! I was trying to fix a split nail, but too much ran out of the bottle. I rubbed my fingers together to get it off, as you do, and they were stuck fast!! “oh fuck” I said with total surprise. What can I do to get them apart. I thought id have to go to the A&E! I ran into the kitchen and tried to prise them apart. I thought I was going to rip my skin off! Just as well Dex was in bed, cos if he had wanted me, I really couldn’t have done very much for him! I’m sure I would have found a way around it though. So, eventually, I gently pulled my fingers apart, and to my very much relief, they started to come apart!! YEE HAA!!!!!! Thank fuck for that!!